TOP TEN: Signs your Saturday boy might be older than he’s letting on

He has been picked up by his grandson in a “horseless carriage” three times this week….

10: Keeps trying to sell acoustics with the recommendation “Gene Autry plays one of these”.

9: Some staff are wearing Game of Thrones t-shirts, he’s wearing one with “I Shot J.R”.

8: Knows way too many madrigals

7: Keeps railing against Ted Heath’s government

6: Refuses to demonstrate instruments because of “bit of gip in the old finger joints”.

5: Continually asking about joining something called “the union”?

4: Refuses to share his ox tongue sandwiches with ANYONE.

3: Won’t serve Visigoths or Thracians.

2: Keeps pricing up in groats

1: If he starts one more story with “When I was a roadie for Glenn Miller…”