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TOP TEN: Signs your store manager is possessed

Ronnie Dungan • MMR Global • August 14, 2015

Sure, there has always been a few flies in the shop, but lately there has been rather a lot and you’re pretty sure the store used to be a shoe repair shop not an indian burial ground, like the manager says..

 

 

10: Voice has started to sound a lot like Paul O’Grady

9: Has no good words to say about your or anyone else’s mother

8: Has offered money off sales three times this week

7: Has made sales three times this week

6: Gets jumpy every time online guy mentions the word ‘portal’.

5: Is full up after only half a Chicken Zinger

4: Never attends an MIA meeting without bringing a goat 

3: It has become increasingly difficult to discern between brain freeze and mortal fear of crossed ice lolly sticks

2: Can open till by incantation in navajo

1: Thinking of becoming a Gibson dealership

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