TOP TEN: Worst DJ handles

Impossible to vouch for the authenticity of all of these, but this lot are available if a special little someone is having a birthday party soon…

10: DJ Osteoporosis

9: DJ Catfood

8: DJ Retard Vomit

7: DJ Small Cock

6: DJ Pubes

5: Shitmat

4: DJ Anal Erection

3: DJ Booth

2: DJ Sex Charges (this one may have been a newspaper headline)

1: Chris Moyles

And the best…

10: Osama Spin Laden

9: MC Escher

8: MC MMXIV

7: JD Dyslexia

6: MC Fortheevening

5: DJ Ibouti

4: DJ Jim’ll Mix It

3: Anton Decks

2: MC Donalds

1: Vinyl Richie