Impossible to vouch for the authenticity of all of these, but this lot are available if a special little someone is having a birthday party soon…
10: DJ Osteoporosis
9: DJ Catfood
8: DJ Retard Vomit
7: DJ Small Cock
6: DJ Pubes
5: Shitmat
4: DJ Anal Erection
3: DJ Booth
2: DJ Sex Charges (this one may have been a newspaper headline)
1: Chris Moyles
And the best…
10: Osama Spin Laden
9: MC Escher
8: MC MMXIV
7: JD Dyslexia
6: MC Fortheevening
5: DJ Ibouti
4: DJ Jim’ll Mix It
3: Anton Decks
2: MC Donalds
1: Vinyl Richie
