Sure, there has always been a few flies in the shop, but lately there has been rather a lot and you’re pretty sure the store used to be a shoe repair shop not an indian burial ground, like the manager says..
10: Voice has started to sound a lot like Paul O’Grady
9: Has no good words to say about your or anyone else’s mother
8: Has offered money off sales three times this week
7: Has made sales three times this week
6: Gets jumpy every time online guy mentions the word ‘portal’.
5: Is full up after only half a Chicken Zinger
4: Never attends an MIA meeting without bringing a goat
3: It has become increasingly difficult to discern between brain freeze and mortal fear of crossed ice lolly sticks
2: Can open till by incantation in navajo
1: Thinking of becoming a Gibson dealership
