Every store needs new customers, right? But, let’s face it, you would much rather be selling a proper bass rig to your mate from Sonic Vomit than a violin to an eight-year old. And yet, is that really wise? Maybe you’re sending out the wrong signals…
10: That sign saying “No Children at a Time.”
9: One too many posters of this guy….
8: I mean, as shop names go, it’s good, but maybe you should have gone for something other than “Drum Bastard”.
7: By all means have it in the back office, but Playmate of the Month? In the window? Come on.
6: Pentangles drawn in blood are not point of sale material
5: A stack of amps is not an ‘activity zone’.
4: That ‘buy one, look like a ponce’ offer on bassoons.
3: The use of psychotropic substances will not ‘open the doors of perception’ in a nine-year old trombone student
2: Amp department guys. The ‘how deaf is the pensioner?’ volume test. Must stop.
1: Gary Glitter clinic.
