He has been picked up by his grandson in a “horseless carriage” three times this week….
10: Keeps trying to sell acoustics with the recommendation “Gene Autry plays one of these”.
9: Some staff are wearing Game of Thrones t-shirts, he’s wearing one with “I Shot J.R”.
8: Knows way too many madrigals
7: Keeps railing against Ted Heath’s government
6: Refuses to demonstrate instruments because of “bit of gip in the old finger joints”.
5: Continually asking about joining something called “the union”?
4: Refuses to share his ox tongue sandwiches with ANYONE.
3: Won’t serve Visigoths or Thracians.
2: Keeps pricing up in groats
1: If he starts one more story with “When I was a roadie for Glenn Miller…”
